The Pembroke Pine Police Department needs your help… For several months a loose cow has been seen wandering in the area of Sheridan & I-75. It has evaded capture by both our officers & assisting cow herders since January. If you know the owner of this cow, or if you know its whereabouts, contact the […]
Author: Winston Smith
Walmart: Covid Edition
Things you’ll see only at Wally World: Covid Edition!
Zoo Miami Shares Clouded Leopard Kitten Pictures
Clouded Leopard Kittens
Man teaching his pit bull to drive arrested after high speed chase
Man arrested after dog found in driver’s seat
Construction worker brings home a stray puppy, turns out to be a fox cub
A man from Britain who brought a stray puppy home from a construction site later discovered the animal was actually a fox cub. The RSPCA said the man found the baby at a building site in Merseyside and took it to his home, where he soon realized it was a fox cub and not a […]
Bought enough toilet paper? Check this online calculator
Worried that you have enough toilet paper for the CoVid-19 apocalypse? Well, a German website can tell you how long your supply will last. Toilet paper has become scarce in the current hysteria and hoarders have purchased years worth. The website blitzrechner.de can help reassure shoppers that they have enough. The website is in German but […]
Man sets hospital bed on fire to get nurses attention!
A New Smyrna Beach man was annoyed that the nurses in the hospital were ignoring him let his own bed on fire. That got the nurses’ attention. And now John David King, 75, has to pay $15,000 bond if he wants to get out of Volusia County Jail. Story link…
Missouri Woman Gives Birth in Walmart Toilet Paper Aisle
With customers cheering a women gives birth in the toilet paper aisle of a Springfield Missouri Walmart! Story link…
Stop calling 911 over coronavirus toilet paper shortage! Please!
Don’t call the po-po over poo-poo! The Newport Oregon Police Department is begging covidiots not to call 911 over a coronavirus-related toilet paper shortage. They posted the following on facebook … Post link…








